Happy 50th Birthday Old Man

Well now you should be 5 times as excited.

Happy 50th birthday old man.

Remember 50 is just a number. Happy 50th birthday every man who turns 50 experiences two crazy phenomenon. A big round scary number. They are called a mid life crisis and gravity.

Happy 50th birthday they say life for a man begins at 50 i wonder if that s really really true everything he wants to be trying becomes things he can t possibly do. Happy 50th birthday four signs you are. Custom designed 50th birthday decorations coffee mug for her him proudly printed in the usa on both sides hilarious fun and happy white 50 year old birthday gifts for her him coffee cup sure to please every forty year old woman or man. Remember how excited you were when you turned 10 years old.

You are one 50 year old who is stubborn enough to refuse someone s offer to give you their seat in the bus. Age is just a number. You may be 50 years of age but you re still younger at heart than many people younger in calendar years. They say 50 is the new 40.

You don t look even close to 50 and that s a really really annoying thing about you. Probably a bunch of old people like you. Happy birthday old guy. Happy 30th anniversary of your 20th birthday.

Happy birthday and always stay young.